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phall1069
Senior Member

1222 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 11:44:36

You girls will not believe this story.A guy put 16 washers on his penis.

Check out the story on foxnews...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361382,00.html

Married
39
5'4" 133lbs.
McGhan Inamed 450
BA: May 2007
Revision for CC-R side Oct.07
2nd Revision for CC-R side Jan.08
3rd Revision for CC-R side May.08
Pocket Revision (Lowered)on R side May'08
Hematoma R side-June.08
Added Saline R side-May.09
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kristen2474
Advanced Member

8680 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 11:45:39

idiot....

age 35- 5'4.5 120lbs give or take. married

pre-full B
complete redo 10-09
crease saline smooth mod profile left 250cc
right 250 fl2-300cc's (bl 06')
BA.1.09.07
CC repair 1.09.08
areola reduction,bonus lift and 50cc's removed from each side

lashyja82
Advanced Member

Jamaica
9175 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 11:46:43

LOL!! He deserves to lose it. What a dick. LOL!!!

Edited by - lashyja82 on 06/02/2008 11:47:00

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2118 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 11:49:00

Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.

I wonder what exactly they were doing? Who was holding onto what during this time?
I bet they got a good laugh after this call.

phall1069
Senior Member

1222 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 11:53:55

LMAO!

I have to keep an eye on the news...I know I'm bound to find something like this every few days!Some people are such idiots!

Cherie Rae
Senior Member

1725 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 11:57:56

MEN...WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT??

Cherie Rae

5'2", 135
Pre ba 34C
BA date-Aug 27, 2007
periareola
under
Mentor Mod
smooth, round
saline 475 o/f 490
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schatzy
Advanced Member

USA
4390 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 12:15:30

I'm with p_gurl and Cherie rae. I guess he tried another way of getting bigger...

Doesn't he know Adam &Eve sells stuff like that but in rubber form???

37 years old
5'7" was at BA: 150 lbs.
Mother of 3 (all breastfed for a year)
Pre BA: 36 B/C
RC: was at BA: 31.5 in
Post BA: anywhere from 36DD to 34 F (depending on the bra)
surgery: Jan 22 th, 2008; silicone (Inamed style 15), 659 cc, smooth, mod, crease incision, subfascial position

Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everything is okay, hold back the tears and just walk away!

Beaumont
Advanced Member

11017 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 12:25:26

Must have a small penis.

(It's Beaumont, Bitches!)

Day-light
Advanced Member

Germany
3639 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 13:06:38

LMAOF, what a stupid idiot.

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Pre BA: 32AA
Post BA: 32D
400cc's - cohesive gel - mp
5'7"
RC: 27 1/2
BA - 9/7/07

phall1069
Senior Member

1222 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 13:22:15

quote:
Originally posted by Beaumont

Must have a small penis.

Yeah,I cant imagine!

Hope he isn't married!Bless HER heart if he is!

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2118 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 14:13:18

I wonder if he was trying to elongate his dangler...???

Happyhome
Advanced Member

5367 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 14:38:07

quote:
Originally posted by p_gurl

I wonder if he was trying to elongate his dangler...???

LMFAO!!!! That's what I was thinking!!!!

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Just pee on it and walk away.***

LauraV
Senior Member

1034 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 15:01:07

I'm not thinking weiner when I think of 'nether regions'.

Laura
46yrs
5'2", 130lbs
Divorced, DD 13, DS 9
Pre: Sad, Deflated 34B
Post: 34D!
Op date: 6-8-04
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Jennylynn
Advanced Member

USA
6279 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 15:30:12

He may not have been putting them around it but rather inside of it...its called sounding if ya'll didn't know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding

age ~ 41
5'3"
weight ~ 145
pre BA ~ droopy 36 C or 34 D
1st BA and tummy tuck and lipo of lower belly and flanks ~ 5/7/07
post BA ~ 36 DDD or 36 E or 34 F
Mentor smooth round mod profile saline ~ 425 filled to475(L) /500 (R) crease ~ under muscle
Redo 9/24/07~ lowered inframmary fold because the implant was too high and didn't drop correctly

Redo 5/16/08 to HP#68 Allergan ~ 650 filled to 675 (R) and 700 filled to 725 (L)
Post BA ~ 34-36 H

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2118 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 16:30:50

quote:
Originally posted by Jennylynn

He may not have been putting them around it but rather inside of it...its called sounding if ya'll didn't know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding

I didn't want to know...ouch...

cknk
Matron

742 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 16:32:31

Around here, some guys that have been to prison take their toothbrush and shove it in the head of their penis. Supposed to give the girl more pleasure and keep him from getting off so fast. You know cuz they've been locked up. It's called a pearl!!

Married 14 years to my soulmate
one son 13yrs old
30
5'4"
140
pre ba-34C
ba/bl 8/14/07
mod inamed 616cc sils under

jayne2008
Matron

USA
111 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 17:22:28

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!! I read that today and thought now how the heck did he get washers ON his penis... now I understand, that is just sick!

BA 5/15/08!!
Preop 36AA
5'6" 150lbs
Smooth round Mentor unders
375 cc left 390cc right
hoping it ends up a 36c
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Beaumont
Advanced Member

11017 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 17:47:34

quote:
Originally posted by cknk

Around here, some guys that have been to prison take their toothbrush and shove it in the head of their penis. Supposed to give the girl more pleasure and keep him from getting off so fast. You know cuz they've been locked up. It's called a pearl!!

The only pearl I know is the pearl neckless.

(It's Beaumont, Bitches!)

Boobsnj
Advanced Member

3495 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 : 18:31:54

another schmuck!

Pre ba- 36A-B (not full-tubular)
Post ba- 36DD-E :)
Married w/2 teens (when did that happen?)
Look Ma, No Bra! ;)

cknk
Matron

742 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2008 : 03:22:23

quote:
Originally posted by Beaumont

quote:
Originally posted by cknk

Around here, some guys that have been to prison take their toothbrush and shove it in the head of their penis. Supposed to give the girl more pleasure and keep him from getting off so fast. You know cuz they've been locked up. It's called a pearl!!

The only pearl I know is the pearl neckless.

Hahaha!!!! Girl, you so crazy! That is all I know too! I hear too much!

Married 14 years to my soulmate
one son 13yrs old
30
5'4"
140
pre ba-34C
ba/bl 8/14/07
mod inamed 616cc sils under

phall1069
Senior Member

1222 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2008 : 04:49:43

quote:
Originally posted by Jennylynn

He may not have been putting them around it but rather inside of it...its called sounding if ya'll didn't know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding

"A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers."-from the FOXNEWS page.

I think they were ON his penis,otherwise,they woulsn't have been trying to use the equipment they use to cut off rings from fingers,wouldn't you think?

Leighloo
Matron

967 Posts

Posted - 09/25/2008 : 12:47:09

bump, this is the thread about men sticking things in their pee hole!

130llbs 5'5" 21 350cc silicone Dec 10th 2008
34C

sinsualgiggles
Advanced Member

3095 Posts

Posted - 09/25/2008 : 13:31:43

quote:
Originally posted by p_gurl

Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.

I wonder what exactly they were doing? Who was holding onto what during this time?
I bet they got a good laugh after this call.

Ok bf comes home with some great stories of peoples ignorance but this takes the cake!

kate62
Advanced Member

3673 Posts

Posted - 09/25/2008 : 18:05:36

Fire rescue and ER docs. A friend who was doing her rotation in the ER told me that way too many men come in with a habit trail stuck in their pooper.

NASSSSSSSSSSSSSSTY

apparently they like to let the hamster run up there.

TMI I know.

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