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phall1069
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kristen2474
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 Posted - 06/02/2008 : 11:45:39
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www.scentsy.com/kristen924
age 34- 5'4.5 120lbs give or take. married
pre-full B
complete redo 10-09
crease saline smooth mod profile left 250cc
right 250 fl2-300cc's (bl 06')
BA.1.09.07
CC repair 1.09.08
areola reduction,bonus lift and 50cc's removed from each side
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lashyja82
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Jamaica
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Posted - 06/02/2008 : 11:46:43
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| LOL!! He deserves to lose it. What a dick. LOL!!! |
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Edited by - lashyja82 on 06/02/2008 11:47:00 |
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Posted - 06/02/2008 : 11:49:00
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Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.
I wonder what exactly they were doing? Who was holding onto what during this time?
I bet they got a good laugh after this call. |
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phall1069
Senior Member
1120 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 11:53:55
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LMAO! I have to keep an eye on the news...I know I'm bound to find something like this every few days!Some people are such idiots! |
Married
39
5'4" 133lbs.
McGhan Inamed 450
BA: May 2007
Revision for CC-R side Oct.07
2nd Revision for CC-R side Jan.08
3rd Revision for CC-R side May.08
Pocket Revision (Lowered)on R side May'08
Hematoma R side-June.08
Added Saline R side-May.09
Pocket Revision on both sides March 2010
http://www.bagalleries.com/index.php?option=com_gallery2&Itemid=23&g2_itemId=55223 |
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Cherie Rae
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schatzy
Advanced Member
USA
4390 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 12:15:30
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I'm with p_gurl and Cherie rae. I guess he tried another way of getting bigger... Doesn't he know Adam &Eve sells stuff like that but in rubber form??? |
37 years old
5'7" was at BA: 150 lbs.
Mother of 3 (all breastfed for a year)
Pre BA: 36 B/C
RC: was at BA: 31.5 in
Post BA: anywhere from 36DD to 34 F (depending on the bra)
surgery: Jan 22 th, 2008; silicone (Inamed style 15), 659 cc, smooth, mod, crease incision, subfascial position
Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everything is okay, hold back the tears and just walk away!
http://www.bagalleries.com/index.php?option=com_gallery2&Itemid=23&g2_itemId=72234
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Beaumont
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Day-light
Advanced Member
Germany
3631 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 13:06:38
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| LMAOF, what a stupid idiot. |
~D~
Pre BA: 32AA
Post BA: 32D
400cc's - cohesive gel - mp
5'7"
RC: 27 1/2
BA - 9/7/07   |
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phall1069
Senior Member
1120 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 13:22:15
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Originally posted by Beaumont
Must have a small penis.
Yeah,I cant imagine! Hope he isn't married!Bless HER heart if he is! |
Married
39
5'4" 133lbs.
McGhan Inamed 450
BA: May 2007
Revision for CC-R side Oct.07
2nd Revision for CC-R side Jan.08
3rd Revision for CC-R side May.08
Pocket Revision (Lowered)on R side May'08
Hematoma R side-June.08
Added Saline R side-May.09
Pocket Revision on both sides March 2010
http://www.bagalleries.com/index.php?option=com_gallery2&Itemid=23&g2_itemId=55223 |
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Posted - 06/02/2008 : 14:13:18
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I wonder if he was trying to elongate his dangler...???
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Happyhome
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5364 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 14:38:07
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Originally posted by p_gurl
I wonder if he was trying to elongate his dangler...???
LMFAO!!!! That's what I was thinking!!!! |
  
[url=http://freetickers.net/] [/url]
23 years old
2 sons, 2 and 4,breastfeed both 2-3months each
Married to the love of my life
http://www.bagalleries.com/index.php?option=com_gallery2&Itemid=23&g2_itemId=70113
Ba:Jan 28th!! 2008
Pre Ba 34 B 30"Ribcage 360cc filled to405cc's r/395cc's L round saline mod,unders, crease incision
***Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.*** |
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LauraV
Senior Member
1028 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 15:01:07
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| I'm not thinking weiner when I think of 'nether regions'. |
Laura
45yrs
5'2", 130lbs
Divorced, DD 12, DS 8
Pre: Sad, Deflated 34B
Post: 34D!
Op date: 6-8-04
250cc left, 300cc right. Gel over muscle, areola insert. Plus Lipo and a MTT!
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Jennylynn
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USA
6271 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 15:30:12
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He may not have been putting them around it but rather inside of it...its called sounding if ya'll didn't know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding |
age ~ 41
5'3"
weight ~ 145
pre BA ~ droopy 36 C or 34 D
1st BA and tummy tuck and lipo of lower belly and flanks ~ 5/7/07
post BA ~ 36 DDD or 36 E or 34 F
Mentor smooth round mod profile saline ~ 425 filled to475(L) /500 (R) crease ~ under muscle
Redo 9/24/07~ lowered inframmary fold because the implant was too high and didn't drop correctly
Redo 5/16/08 to HP#68 Allergan ~ 650 filled to 675 (R) and 700 filled to 725 (L)
Post BA ~ 34-36 H
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Posted - 06/02/2008 : 16:30:50
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quote:
Originally posted by Jennylynn
He may not have been putting them around it but rather inside of it...its called sounding if ya'll didn't know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding
I didn't want to know...ouch...
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cknk
Matron
742 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 16:32:31
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| Around here, some guys that have been to prison take their toothbrush and shove it in the head of their penis. Supposed to give the girl more pleasure and keep him from getting off so fast. You know cuz they've been locked up. It's called a pearl!! |
Married 14 years to my soulmate
one son 13yrs old
30
5'4"
140
pre ba-34C
ba/bl 8/14/07
mod inamed 616cc sils under
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jayne2008
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USA
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Beaumont
Advanced Member
10977 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 17:47:34
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Originally posted by cknk
Around here, some guys that have been to prison take their toothbrush and shove it in the head of their penis. Supposed to give the girl more pleasure and keep him from getting off so fast. You know cuz they've been locked up. It's called a pearl!!
The only pearl I know is the pearl neckless. |
(It's Beaumont, Bitches!)
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Boobsnj
Advanced Member
3495 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 18:31:54
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| another schmuck! |
Pre ba- 36A-B (not full-tubular)
Post ba- 36DD-E :)
Married w/2 teens (when did that happen?)
Look Ma, No Bra! ;) 
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cknk
Matron
742 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2008 : 03:22:23
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quote:
Originally posted by Beaumont
quote:
Originally posted by cknk
Around here, some guys that have been to prison take their toothbrush and shove it in the head of their penis. Supposed to give the girl more pleasure and keep him from getting off so fast. You know cuz they've been locked up. It's called a pearl!!
The only pearl I know is the pearl neckless.
Hahaha!!!! Girl, you so crazy! That is all I know too! I hear too much! |
Married 14 years to my soulmate
one son 13yrs old
30
5'4"
140
pre ba-34C
ba/bl 8/14/07
mod inamed 616cc sils under
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phall1069
Senior Member
1120 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2008 : 04:49:43
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quote:
Originally posted by Jennylynn
He may not have been putting them around it but rather inside of it...its called sounding if ya'll didn't know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding
"A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers."-from the FOXNEWS page.
I think they were ON his penis,otherwise,they woulsn't have been trying to use the equipment they use to cut off rings from fingers,wouldn't you think?
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Married
39
5'4" 133lbs.
McGhan Inamed 450
BA: May 2007
Revision for CC-R side Oct.07
2nd Revision for CC-R side Jan.08
3rd Revision for CC-R side May.08
Pocket Revision (Lowered)on R side May'08
Hematoma R side-June.08
Added Saline R side-May.09
Pocket Revision on both sides March 2010
http://www.bagalleries.com/index.php?option=com_gallery2&Itemid=23&g2_itemId=55223 |
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Leighloo
Matron
962 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2008 : 12:47:09
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| bump, this is the thread about men sticking things in their pee hole! |
130llbs 5'5" 21 350cc silicone Dec 10th 2008
34C
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sinsualgiggles
Advanced Member
3095 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2008 : 13:31:43
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Originally posted by p_gurl
Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.
I wonder what exactly they were doing? Who was holding onto what during this time?
I bet they got a good laugh after this call.
Ok bf comes home with some great stories of peoples ignorance but this takes the cake! |
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kate62
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Posted - 09/25/2008 : 18:05:36
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Fire rescue and ER docs. A friend who was doing her rotation in the ER told me that way too many men come in with a habit trail stuck in their pooper.
NASSSSSSSSSSSSSSTY
apparently they like to let the hamster run up there.
TMI I know. |
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