MY AUGMENTATION STORY
by Courtney Fuller
May Contest winner

Athletic, strong, more confidant than the rest,
I really felt great but wanted a bigger chest.
I researched and read and studied profusely
For ways my shirts could fit tight, not loosely.
Many questions and meetings and consultations
With friends and doctors on my situation.
Finally, I chose to take the plunge --
Anesthetic, scalpel, saline, sponge!
In no time at all, the deed was done.
Asleep I fell...not even a "B",
Awoke I did as a full fledged D!

Now, there was some pain, inflamation and general ouch
And a few days spent resting on the couch.
For a very good while my chest felt enormous
As my body was shocked with my brand new adornments.
After more recovery and my follow up visits,
I was again feeling great -- like the sky -- no limits!
To Victoria's Secret because I deserved it
To buy my first bra and it was a sure fit!

My new chest looks great, I'm no longer a coward
At times it even seems it has magical powers.
Men seem much nicer and hold open doors
In the same situations they did not before.
On occassion I go out to a restaurant or bar
And a man may glance to me from afar.
Then he walks over and begins his flirtations,
Which is fine by me since he's buying the libations.
The lesson here is the power of breasts over man
Even if your boobs are on a monthly payment plan.

I hope you enjoyed my short declaration
Of the wonders of breast augmentation.
Before I depart and bid you farwell,
Let me leave you with this very quick tale:
Now and again when I walk around town,
I sometimes laugh when I do look down.
Because for the first time -- and this is neat --
I can look down and I can't see my feet!